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- Written by: Eric Maurer
I'M DUCA SALINAS, THE LEOPARD!
BRAVE NEW WORLD!
Do you have the feeling that you LIVE in a completely STUPID WORLD?
In which you are RULED by completely stupid IDIOTS!
Where PRICES for food, petrol, heating, energy are SKYROCKETING!
Where you are FORCED to PAY outrageously high TAXES!
To PAY for all the perverse FART IDEAS of pompous POLITICAL IDIOTS!
Where you as a CITIZEN in your own country are disadvantaged every day compared to millions of so-called REFUGEES!
Who get their preferential treatment at YOUR EXPENSES!
Where you always risk falling into the clutches of an absolutely perverse JUDICIARY!
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I'M HELIOS, THE SIBERIAN PUSS!
I'M A BAD PUSS!
For even Russian Cats belong to the bad guys too, according to Western warmongers!
CHINESE PROVERB:
Only the biggest fools lift heavy stones that they can't hold, so they have to drop them on their own feet!
WESTERN APPLICATION:
After we have dropped this heavy stone on our own feet, we lift it again!
Again, we cannot hold it, so we have to drop it on our own feet again!
That's the merry-go-round of Western stupidity, that spin around on and on!
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I'M HELIOS, THE SIBERIAN PUSS!
HELIOS - ANNOYED ABOUT THE CROWNS OF CREATION!
You have no idea how grateful we are for the visits of the Crowns of Creation!
Your loud Clamor and Noise is always a welcome diversion in the boring Life of us Forest Dwellers!
What a joy for us when you let your yapping Mutt run around freely in our forest.
How good to all Forest Plants, which you trample ruthlessly on the quest for a snug picnic area in our forest!
What a thrill for us, when you, in disregard of all bans, make everywhere open Fires!
How nice, that you dump your whole Garbage always here before you at last vamoose home!
What an Eye Candy, to look at all the empty Beer Cans, PET Bottles and Plastic Bags, that mess our forest up!
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I'M KYROS, THE SNOW LEOPARD!
THE PAEAN ON THE HIMALAYAS!
Sung by the mysterious cat that roams mostly unseen through this secluded ranges with the highest mountains of the world!
MY HIMALAYAS - MY SHANGRI-LA!
Where the highest peaks praise to the skies and are abodes of the gods!
A breathtaking Shangri-La, above that the sun radiates so incredibly brilliant, for it's so close to the tropopause!
A marvelous wonderland far over any cloud ceiling!
An often cold but pure place, where icy winds whiff and where the eternal winter reigns!
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I'M HELIOS, THE SIBERIAN PUSS!
I'M THE CAT, WHO RELIEFS THE MISERIES OF LIFE!
ALBERT SCHWEITZER - DIAGNOSIS:
THERE ARE TWO MEANS OF REFUGE FROM THE MISERIES OF LIFE: MUSIC AND CATS!
HELIOS - PRESCRIPTION:
Well, human stupidity is and was always the cause of all miseries on our planet!
And because we cats are one mean to refuge from miseries, I prescribe a drug to relief of those, who suffer from these miseries too!