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- Written by: Eric Maurer
UNTIMELY MEDITATIONS OF AN ASTRONAUT PUSS!
THE MESS AT HIS LIFT-OFF!
When he left Earth, he thought he was leaving behind the biggest mess ever!
THE MARVELOUS, HIS BRIGHT EYES SEE!
Then from space he saw the wonderful blue planet turning!
From day to night, day, night, day, night and so on!
And in his mind, he hears the marvelous prelude to the 1st act in Richard Wagner's Opera Lohengrin!
THE HORROR AT HIS RETURN!
When he returned to Earth after many days in space, he found such a mess here that was beyond imagination!
There he began gently to weep before himself!
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I'M HELIOS, THE SIBERIAN PUSS!
LET'S DO THIS INTELLIGENCE TEST OF A VERY PARTICULAR KIND!
Be warned! My test is hardly politically correct!
On the contrary, it is deliberately incorrect!
Because his questions are much too important for that!
It asks 8 crucial questions about the influence of today's politics on a society in which reason and intelligence have already lost their importance!
AGREED? LET'S GO!
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I'M DUCA SALINAS, THE LEOPARD!
BRAVE NEW WORLD!
Do you have the feeling that you LIVE in a completely STUPID WORLD?
In which you are RULED by completely stupid IDIOTS!
Where PRICES for food, petrol, heating, energy are SKYROCKETING!
Where you are FORCED to PAY outrageously high TAXES!
To PAY for all the perverse FART IDEAS of pompous POLITICAL IDIOTS!
Where you as a CITIZEN in your own country are disadvantaged every day compared to millions of so-called REFUGEES!
Who get their preferential treatment at YOUR EXPENSES!
Where you always risk falling into the clutches of an absolutely perverse JUDICIARY!
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I'M HELIOS, THE SIBERIAN PUSS!
I'M A BAD PUSS!
For even Russian Cats belong to the bad guys too, according to Western warmongers!
CHINESE PROVERB:
Only the biggest fools lift heavy stones that they can't hold, so they have to drop them on their own feet!
WESTERN APPLICATION:
After we have dropped this heavy stone on our own feet, we lift it again!
Again, we cannot hold it, so we have to drop it on our own feet again!
That's the merry-go-round of Western stupidity, that spin around on and on!
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I'M HELIOS, THE SIBERIAN PUSS!
HELIOS - ANNOYED ABOUT THE CROWNS OF CREATION!
You have no idea how grateful we are for the visits of the Crowns of Creation!
Your loud Clamor and Noise is always a welcome diversion in the boring Life of us Forest Dwellers!
What a joy for us when you let your yapping Mutt run around freely in our forest.
How good to all Forest Plants, which you trample ruthlessly on the quest for a snug picnic area in our forest!
What a thrill for us, when you, in disregard of all bans, make everywhere open Fires!
How nice, that you dump your whole Garbage always here before you at last vamoose home!
What an Eye Candy, to look at all the empty Beer Cans, PET Bottles and Plastic Bags, that mess our forest up!