Christmas without silly songs like Jingle Bells blaring from loudspeakers everywhere!
Far away from the jingling cash registers in the temples of commerce!
Without the Christmas blessings of a hypocritical Holy Joe who is really just peering out for your wallet!
And above all without the idiotic Christmas speech of the corrupt, lying and spineless pests of the people - sorry, I meant politicians!
I would be delighted if I could bring you a few moments of joy with my pretty photo!
With this in mind: HAPPY CHRISTMAS!