«CLIMATE POLITICIANS MAKE CLIMATE POLICY IN THEIR CLIMATE CABINET, WHERE THEY TIE UP THEIR CLIMATE PACKAGE!»
CLIMATE STRIKE BRATS protest against the CLIMATE CHANGE!
At the UN CLIMATE SUMMIT the SWEDISH PROPHETESS of DOOM laments her stolen DREAMS and CHILDHOOD!
God save us from these self-proclaimed CLIMATE PROTECTORS, who are in reality nothing else than the PUPPETS of some capitalist WIRE-PULLERS!
And from the MILLIONS of ineffable NITWITS who RUN blindly after THEM!
«LET'S WAIT UNTIL THE DAY THE COWS COME HOME TILL CORRUPT POLITICIANS WILL DO ... NOTHING!»
Sincerely yours! - ERIC MAURER of Skatetrix Sport Company!
BY THE WAY! - HOPEFULLY THESE POLITICAL IDIOTS HAVEN'T WRAPPED THEIR CLIMATE PACKAGE IN PLASTIC!
It's in fact the CLIMATE POLITICS of GERMANY with its DIESEL SCANDALS and its BROWN COAL POWER PLANTS!
I.e. the CLIMATE POLITICS of frequent flyer STASI MERKEL, who with pleasure LECTURES the whole WORLD!