Leopard DUCA SALINAS - You do not know whether to laugh or to cry!

PHOTOS: PERFECT PREDATORS - LEOPARD - BLACK PANTHER!

«FOR ONE MILLION, I'LL MAKE OF A POTATO BAG A SWISS GOVERNMENT MEMBER!» RUDOLF FARNER (1917 - 1984) - founder FARNER CONSULTING.
His PR AGENCY emphasizes its KEY ROLE in SWISS POLITICS:
«Representing the interests of the body politic, we were successful with 95% of the referendums and election campaigns, in which we have been involved!»
LET ME GUESS: WHO PAID ALL THESE MILLIONS FOR THESE CAMPAIGNS?
THOSE, WHO KNOW, TO RULE! - HE WHO PAYS THE PIPER CALLS THE TUNE!

LEOPARD DUCA SALINAS - IL GATTOPARDO:
Politics is harmful to health! But laughter is the best medicine. Therefore some fun with this comparison:
POLITICIANS AND DOG SHIT HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!
EACH OF THEM CAN ADHERE FIRMLY AT AN OBJECT:
POLITICIANS AT THEIR ARMCHAIRS! DOG SHIT AT YOUR SHOES!
HENCE WE HAVE WITH BOTH THE SAME PROBLEM: HOW TO GET RID OF THEM?