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WELCOME TO US, TO THE SWISS ALPS!
MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER are here in search of photo motifs!
To delight you, our visitors, with pictures from remote valleys and mountains in the Alps on our websites!
ABOUT THE ALPS - VIDEO: EXPOSED SUSPENSION BRIDGE ADVENTURE!
These are the granite mountains right in the heart of the Swiss Alps!
A paradise for all ambitious rock climbers!
They are also the most important weather divide between Northern and Southern Europe!
From the north a rain front moves up, while this is pushed back in the south by the alpine foehn!
Since we are optimist, we oriented ourselves to the south.
And hoped, that we do not have to descend into the valley in a heavy rain!
Unfortunately, optimism sometimes does not pay off!
We arrived down in the valley like the proverbial drowned rats!
On the way to this adventure, we already passed by this granite range some time ago!
To take shots of crossing a swinging suspension bridge over a deep gorge!
And of the climbing up of a freestanding ladder at the end of this bridge!
AN ADVENTURE, THAT'S NOTHING FOR PEOPLE WITH VERTIGO!
Then watch the Video, we recorded at this adventure!
AN ADVENTURE THAT MAKES YOUR HANDS SWEAT TOO!
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UNTIMELY MEDITATIONS OF AN ASTRONAUT PUSS!
THE MESS AT HIS LIFT-OFFf!
When he left the earth, he thought he was leaving behind the biggest mess of all time!
KOYAANISQATSI - A LIFE OUT OF BALANCE!
Then from space he saw the wonderful blue planet turning!
From day to night, day, night, day, night and so on!
And in his mind, he hears the marvelous prelude to the 1st act in Richard Wagner's Opera Lohengrin!
When he returned to Earth after many days in space, he found chaos beyond his imagination!
There he began gently to weep before himself!
Then he remembered the meaning of this word from the Hopi Indian language:
KOYAANISQATSI - LIFE OUT OF BALANCE!
IT'S HELIOS, THE SIBERIAN PUSS!
Who lives together with MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER
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LET'S TAKE MY INTELLIGENCE TEST OF A VERY SPECIAL KIND!
Be warned! My test is hardly politically correct!
On the contrary, this test is deliberately politically incorrect!
Because its questions are far too important for that!
It asks 8 crucial questions about the influence of today's politics on a society in which reason and intelligence have already lost their meaning!
DO YOU AGREE? HERE WE GO WITH THE TEST FOR HUMANS!
QUESTION | ANSWER | ||
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1 | Media are the ultimate tools for the total stultification of people in the hands of capitalists? | Yes! | No! |
2 | All politicians are just puppets on the strings of capitalists? | Yes! | No! |
3 | All politicians are idiots, telling always lies, that clearly contradict with their former lies? | Yes! | No! |
4 | The state is nothing but the New Idol, as Nietzsche already said? | Yes! | No! |
5 | A democracy, constantly praised by all politicians, is a swindle? | Yes! | No! |
6 | A constitutional state, constantly praised by all politicians and profiteers, is a swindle too? | Yes! | No! |
7 | All are equal before the law, is a brazen lie? | Yes! | No! |
8 | Human rights do not apply to all, but only to ethnic groups that are politically opportune? | Yes! | No! |
You're a notorious maverick!
And already on record with the Gestapo, Stasi, FB, or else snoopers!
Be aware, your flat is bugged!
For the time being, you are not yet a completely hopeless case!
But in great danger to degenerate to one of the millions of stupid subjects!
A worshiper of the New Idol who constantly kowtows to his idolaters!
You're a dumbass, who will soon join the vast army of stupefied subjects!
The media of the capitalists and their political stooges have almost completed their job!
With your dumb noggin, stuffed with media crap, you will soon join the millions of useful idiots too!
You're nothing else than a useful subject!
One among the millions of dumbasses who are systematically stupefied by the media of capitalists!
One of the hopelessly enslaved ones, who falsely believe they are free!
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HURRAY! IT'S AGAIN WAR! LET'S RAKE IN MONEY!
I AM AN EVIL SIBERIAN PUSS!
Because Russian cats are also among the bad guys, if the Western warmongers have their way!
WAR IS PEACE! - FREEDOM IS SLAVERY! - IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH!
Only the biggest fools lift heavy stones that they can't hold, so they have to drop them on their own feet!
After we have dropped this heavy stone on our own feet, we lift it up again!
Again we can't hold it, so we have to drop it on our own feet again!
This is the merry-go-round of Western stupidity that goes round and round!
From Vietnam War, to Iraq War 1, then to Iraq War 2, later to Afghanistan War and today to Ukraine War!
The Afghanistan War lasted indeed 21 years and cost totally $1.07 trillions!
An astronomic sum? Oh, by no means!
Because this war cost each US citizen only a paltry 50 US cents on a day!
Really affordable, isn't it?
That's by today's price, one tenth gallon gasoline! LOL!
More precisely, these five top US armament industries!
Their arms sales in 2019 (The Afghanistan War was still going on):
- LOCKHEED MARTIN - $53.23 bn.
- BOEING - $33.15 bn.
- NORTHROP GRUMMAN - $29.22 bn.
- RAYTHEON - $25.32 bn.
- GENERAL DYNAMICS - $24.50 bn.
Don't grudge their shareholders their enormous gains!
They will invest the accrued dividends into the global Industries again!
Of course, mainly into the US armament industries!
A quite secure investment!
For, the big bang of the speculative bubble is way overdue!
If we don't supply the world with arms, some others will do it instead!
And your jobs are vanished!
Hence, you will become just another poor sucker in the gigantic army of unemployed persons!
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HUMANS, THE CROWNS OF CREATION? YOU MUST BE JOKING!
ANGRY ABOUT THE VISITS OF THE PESTS OF CREATION!
You have no idea how grateful we are for the visits of the crowns of creation!
Your loud cries and roars are always a welcome change in the boring lives of us forest dwellers!
What a joy for us when you let your yapping pooch run free in our forest.
How good for all the forest plants that you ruthlessly trample in search of a cozy picnic spot in our forest!
How good for us when you make open fires everywhere in defiance of all prohibitions!
How nice that you always dump all your garbage here before finally disappearing home!
What a feast for the eyes to see all the empty beer cans, PET bottles and plastic bags that litter our forest!
GOODBYE - AND GO TO HELL!
I wish you a happy journey home in your off-road vehicle with permanent four-wheel drive, which you haven't paid off yet!
Next to you, in the passenger seat, your constantly nagging wife!
Behind you, in the back seat, your whining brats!
And on top of that, a stupid mutt that barks incessantly!
Soon your weekend will be over!
And tomorrow you'll have to waste your already shitty life with your dull job again!
And remember, it's better if you avoid your boss!
He's also in a bad mood because he had such a shitty drive home, just like you!
Mere communion with nature, mere contact with the free air, exercise a soothing yet comforting and strengthening influence on the wearied mind, calm the storm of passion, and soften the heart when shaken by sorrow to its inmost depths!
With most animals, as with man, the alertness of the senses diminishes after years of work, after domestic habits and progress of culture.