HUMANS, THE CROWNS OF CREATION? YOU MUST BE JOKING!
ANGRY ABOUT THE VISITS OF THE PESTS OF CREATION!
You have no idea how grateful we are for the visits of the crowns of creation!
Your loud cries and roars are always a welcome change in the boring lives of us forest dwellers!
What a joy for us when you let your yapping pooch run free in our forest.
How good for all the forest plants that you ruthlessly trample in search of a cozy picnic spot in our forest!
How good for us when you make open fires everywhere in defiance of all prohibitions!
How nice that you always dump all your garbage here before finally disappearing home!
What a feast for the eyes to see all the empty beer cans, PET bottles and plastic bags that litter our forest!
GOODBYE - AND GO TO HELL!
I wish you a happy journey home in your off-road vehicle with permanent four-wheel drive, which you haven't paid off yet!
Next to you, in the passenger seat, your constantly nagging wife!
Behind you, in the back seat, your whining brats!
And on top of that, a stupid mutt that barks incessantly!
Soon your weekend will be over!
And tomorrow you'll have to waste your already shitty life with your dull job again!
And remember, it's better if you avoid your boss!
He's also in a bad mood because he had such a shitty drive home, just like you!
Mere communion with nature, mere contact with the free air, exercise a soothing yet comforting and strengthening influence on the wearied mind, calm the storm of passion, and soften the heart when shaken by sorrow to its inmost depths!
With most animals, as with man, the alertness of the senses diminishes after years of work, after domestic habits and progress of culture.