I'M HELIOS, THE SIBERIAN PUSS!
LET'S DO THIS INTELLIGENCE TEST OF A VERY PARTICULAR KIND!
Be warned! My test is hardly politically correct!
On the contrary, it is deliberately incorrect!
Because his questions are much too important for that!
It asks 8 crucial questions about the influence of today's politics on a society in which reason and intelligence have already lost their importance!
AGREED? LET'S GO!
| QUESTION | ANSWER | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Media are the ultimate tools for the total stultification of people in the hands of capitalists? | Yes! | No! |
| 2 | All politicians are just puppets on the strings of capitalists? | Yes! | No! |
| 3 | All politicians are idiots, telling always lies, that clearly contradict with their former lies? | Yes! | No! |
| 4 | The state is nothing but the New Idol, as Nietzsche already said? | Yes! | No! |
| 5 | A democracy, constantly praised by all politicians, is a swindle? | Yes! | No! |
| 6 | A constitutional state, constantly praised by all politicians and profiteers, is a swindle too? | Yes! | No! |
| 7 | All are equal before the law, is a brazen lie? | Yes! | No! |
| 8 | Human rights do not apply to all, but only to ethnic groups that are politically opportune? | Yes! | No! |
YOUR TEST RESULTS!
8 TIMES YES!
You're a notorious maverick!
And already on record with the Gestapo, Stasi, FBI, or else snoopers!
Be aware, your flat is bugged!
4 TIMES YES - 4 TIMES NO!
For the time being, you are not yet a completely hopeless case!
But in great danger to degenerate to one of the millions of stupid subjects!
A worshiper of the New Idol who constantly kowtows to his idolaters!
5 to 7 TIMES NO!
You're a dumbass, who will soon join the vast army of stupefied subjects!
The media of the capitalists and their political stooges have almost completed their job!
With your dumb noggin, stuffed with media crap, you will soon join the millions of useful idiots too!
8 TIMES NO!
You're nothing else than a useful subject!
One among the millions of dumbasses who are systematically stupefied by the media of capitalists!
One of the hopelessly enslaved ones, who falsely believe they are free!